Mrs. Sydney Crane

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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(via baby-squiddy)

mescalineforbreakfast:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

(via baby-squiddy)

earthdad:

proctalgia:

im sleepy and kinda horny

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(Source: proctalgia, via laughtime)

mariowiki:

this is the best fucking song that has ever graced my ears I haven’t even faced a potential breakup as bad as Aly & Aj’s but everytime I hear this song I want to go fucking kick somebody in the crotch for doing me wrong and ignoring me on my stupid birthday god damn I fucking love this mid 2000’s pop song so much

(via the-aksiz-inator)

super-who-lockian:

neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

"If I was gay…"

(Source: zankiegrance, via im-a-motherfucking-bald-eagle)

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

(via bad-behaviorr)